This list is pretty self-explanatory:

1. Dick DeVos: I'm so f-ing sick of those beady eyes
2. John L. Smith: makes Bobby Williams look like Duffy Dougherty
3. Limbaugh: fat, drug-addicted, limp dick jackass attacks Marty McFly
4. Dancing With The Stars: America, time to get a life. You too, Slater.
5. The weather: is it winter, is it fall? Decide already, Michigan!