Pop Quiz, hot shot: What can $35+ million buy you?

Answer: Not the governor's race.



Wah wah wooey! The Gal Governor did it! And guess what? She'll have a friendly State House to play with for the next two years too! Hooray!

As expected, Debbie Stabenow blew Mike "The Super Sheriff" Bouchard completely out of the water. This thing was never close, so it also makes me feel good to know that the RNC flushed a million bucks down the toilet in the closing days of the election by sending their money to Bouchard. Gee, don't you think a million dollars might've come in handy in, oh I don't know, Virginia or Montana? Hell, you could give a dollar to every citizen in Montana and still have money left over. Thanks, Ken Mehlman! Maybe Debbie can snag a gavel in the new Senate now. Mike, well, I guess we'll see you on Oakland County C.O.P.S. next week.

Ahhh. It feels good to win. The last six months were a lot of fun, but I'm sure as hell glad it's all over. No more political ads! Yay! I don't have to see Leslie Mortimer's ugly mug on TV anymore! Double YAY!!

Now... how long until 2008?