Okay, that was a short-lived brush with optimism. Here are the top five thing that are annoying me this week:

1. My eye exam fiasco: Jesus H. Tap-Dancing Christ, this is ridiculous!
2. "I am Amway" Ads: Dick lost. Get over it. Go away for another 20 years.
3. Stuffy nose: seriously, wasn't I already sick this fall?
4. MSU football: Bad season gets terribler. Still no Smith replacement.
5. Car issues: I got my oil changed yesterday. Now my brake light is out.