Cue the world's smallest violin. John L. Smith is gone! Oh, happy day!

"This is the first time that we haven't been able to (succeed)," Smith said. "So you have to feel bad. How bad? On a scale? I don't know. I don't know what it's like, having never been there before.

"But yeah, that hurts."

Then he walked away from the microphone.

Happy trails, to you!