My car was a giant block of ice this morning. I was ankle deep in slush while I tried to pry it open so I could get out my scraper. Good Lord, what I wouldn't give for a garage or a carport right now.

You know, all the snow, ice, cold -- everything related to winter -- would be so much easier to deal with if I didn't have to dread cleaning off my car every freakin' time I go outside.

Can everyone in my family, everyone I work with, and all my friends just agree to move out to Arizona (or another warm state like Florida, Nevada, or California) with me? Come on, it'll be fun! We can all go together. Leave this giant mitten behind.

Any takers?