Okay, here's this week's list:

1. No snow: I said I didn't like the cold, but I still want a White Christmas!
2. Sudden fear that dems could lose the senate: hang on, Sen. Johnson!
3. MSU basketball players getting stress fractures: drink your milk, boys
4. Bush won't "rush" into decision about Iraq: worst president ever
5. Apocalypto #1 at the box office: cinema really is doomed