

Extras: Where the elite meet to self-depre-keet. (It works with a British accent. Really.) Ricky Gervais, who launched his scathing HBO showbiz satire with cameos by an imperious Ben Stiller and a slatternly Kate Winslet, has now handed the bloody scourge to rock stars. In these previews, Coldplay's Chris Martin plays Coldplay's Chris Martin as a dead-eyed opportunist hawking his greatest hits album at a charity shoot for third-world poverty. ''Let's get on with it,'' snaps Martin (pictured, right, with a bewigged Gervais), ''I've got AIDS and Alzheimer's after this, and Gwyneth’s making drumsticks.''
But that's but sauce to the goose -- the goose, in this case, being David Bowie, Rock Star Cameo extraordinaire. A conversation with Gervais' sad-sack writer/actor, Andy Millman, launches Bowie into reverie. He turns to a Simpsons-convenient piano and begins composing a song called ''Little Fat Man,'' which soon expands into a giant singalong.
Rick Lambert, an East Lansing resident and software salesman, told the State Journal that his son and a friend - both MSU students - were attacked and beaten Friday morning by four football players. He said both of the students' families have informed police that they will be pressing charges.
The alleged altercation took place near Capstone Commons Apartments in East Lansing, both Johnstone and Lambert confirmed.
Lambert said his son was knocked temporarily unconscious and that the face of his son's friend "looked like a women's basketball, it was so puffed up," after Lambert arrived on the scene about 3 a.m. Friday.
The son's friend received treatment at a local hospital the next day and was released, Lambert said.
"(MSU coach) John L. (Smith) has called both families several times since then," Lambert said. "He has been very nice about the whole thing."
Michigan State embarrassed itself four years ago by letting the news leak that it was hiring Smith from U of L on the day the Cardinals played Marshall at the GMAC Bowl in Mobile, Ala.
All MSU administrators had to do was wait one more day to make the change. Instead, the story leaked its way into the ESPN telecast, and U of L players on the sideline started asking media members if their coach had told Michigan State something he had hidden from them.
Look who's blushing now.
Louisville has better players, better coaching, better discipline and a better grip on the top 10 than it had under Smith. Michigan State, meanwhile, blew a jumbo second-half lead against Notre Dame. Then the Spartans melted down and out against Illinois, prompting Smith to wonder if he had lost the attention of his players.
That contract Michigan State couldn't wait one day for Smith to sign?
I believe it has two years and $3.2 million remaining.
EAST LANSING, Mich. - The Michigan State men's and women's basketball teams will hold their annual midnight madness event on Friday night, Oct. 13, in conjunction with the opening of the 2006-07 season. This year's event will be titled "Fright Night," with different events of the evening featuring a Halloween theme. Fans are encouraged to join in the spirit of the event by dressing in their own costumes. Prizes will be awarded for some costumes. Doors to the Breslin Center will open at 9 p.m. Admission is free.
Fans will have the opportunity to get autographs from their favorite men's and women's basketball players along with the coaches beginning at 9 p.m. The evening will also include the introduction of the men's and women's basketball teams, along with scrimmages by both teams. There will also be several promotional giveaways, along with performances by the Spartan Marching Band, Michigan State cheerleaders, MSU dance team and Sparty.
