I was in a good mood yesterday afternoon. On my way home from work, I even decided to swing by Kroger instead of driving straight home, so I could pick up some groceries to make my girl a nice spaghetti dinner. I went in, grabbed everything I needed, and was out in less than ten minutes. Came out to my car, put the bags in the back seat, got in, put the key in the ignition, turned it, and... nothing. Not a sound, not a light. Nothing.
My old Chevy Lumina had done this once or twice about a year ago. First it was a bad battery, and then it was a bad alternator. It was a pain back then, but I wasn't surprised when these things went wrong, because the car was ten years old at that point. Everything was peachy with the Lumina once those things were fixed, but I still figured it was time to buy a new set of wheels. And that's exactly what I did. Back in January, I
bought my cousin Lisa's grandmother's Buick because it was in great shape, and barely had any miles on it.
Of course, there I was again at about 4:45 last night, sitting in a dead car.
I called Stef to see if she was done with class yet. She was, but it was going to take her a while to get through the crazy traffic on campus. She finally made it to Frandor by about 5:30, 5:40ish. I had never tried to jump-start a car before, so I rang up Dan and had him walk me through it. I got everything all set up with the cables, and we gave it a shot. No-go.
It was about 6PM by that point, and I just told Stef to go home so she didn't have to wait in the cold. I didn't have my roadside assistance card on me, because being the idiot that I am, I took it out of my wallet for some dumb reason a couple months ago. I gave my mom a buzz and had her call in the request for the tow truck for me. The GM roadside people called me a few minutes later to tell me that a truck would arrive in approximately 45 minutes.
Stef showed up just a few minutes later with some dinner for me. She had just hopped over to Panera, and bought me a sandwich. What a sweetie. Here I was trying to make
her dinner for a change of pace, and once again, she ends up feeding me. Ah, well. The food really hit the spot.
I still told Stefy to go home so she wouldn't have to wait in the cold car. Plus, at the time, I was expecting the tow truck to arrive within a half hour or so. Little did I know, the night was just getting started.
Well, the 45 minutes they quoted me turned into 55 minutes. I called the GM people, and they re-directed me to the local towing company they had contacted on my behalf. That's when shit
really hit the fan. The dispatch guy said they were sending me a van for a jump-start, not a tow truck. I don't know how, but they clearly got the wrong message, since I had already tried a jump-start with Stef's car. Grrrr.
About ten minutes later this van showed up. I explained the error to the guy, and he called into his dispatch person. They told him the same thing they told me. The van guy said he was going to leave, but the tow truck would be there in ten to fifteen minutes.
Ten to fifteen minutes turned into thirty minutes... forty five minutes... by now it was 8:15PM. The GM roadside people eventually called me back. I explained that the tow truck
still hadn't arrived, and the guy told me they thought I would be calling in to request a tow truck. Um, wha? The guy in the van said it was taken care of! Anyway, the GM guy told me it would be
another half hour before the tow truck would arrive.
At this point, after sitting in the freezing cold car for
three hours, I had to vent. I called up my mom and bitched her out for no apparent reason. I was really mean to her, and there was no reason or excuse excuse for it. I felt so bad that I tried to call back and apologize a few minutes later, but she didn't want to talk to me, which I can't really blame her for.
Anyway, the last half hour went by. It was about 8:40 by the time the tow truck arrived. The guy was really friendly, and got me hooked up in just a few minutes. I hopped in his truck, and he towed me the ridiculously short distance of about a quarter mile over to SEARS. I just filled out their overnight envelope describing the problem, and left my keys. Stef showed up a few minutes later to pick me up and take me home. It was 9PM by the time I got back to my place.
Four and a half hours after I got the bright idea to stop by Kroger after work.
What a nightmare.
UPDATE: The guy from SEARS already called me this morning. Yep, dead battery. I'm not surprised, but I am relieved that that's all it was. Should only be a hundred and some bucks to get it replaced. Man, I honestly would've paid twice that much if I could've had this taken care of in under an hour last night. That was easily the worst day of 2007 (so far).