
Filmmaker Michael Moore's brilliant and uplifting new documentary, "Sicko," deals with the failings of the U.S. healthcare system, both real and perceived. But this time around, the controversial documentarian seems to be letting the subject matter do the talking, and in the process shows a new maturity.
Unlike many of his previous films ("Roger and Me," "Bowling for Columbine," "Fahrenheit 9-11"), "Sicko" works because in this one there are no confrontations. Moore smartly lets very articulate average Americans tell their personal horror stories at the hands of insurance companies. The film never talks down or baits the audience.


Spinal Tap is back, and this time the band wants to help save the world from global warming.
The mock heavy metal group immortalized in the 1984 mockumentary, "This is Spinal Tap," will reunite for a performance at Wembley Stadium in London as part of the Live Earth concerts scheduled worldwide for July 7.
"They're not that environmentally conscious, but they've heard of global warming," said Reiner, whose other films include "When Harry Met Sally" and "Stand By Me." "Nigel thought it was just because he was wearing too much clothing — that if he just took his jacket off it would be cooler."
Spinal Tap has reunited several times since the film, but hasn't for a number of years. For the band — whose last album was 1992's "Break like the Wind" — the occasion warranted a new single: "Warmer Than Hell."
Reiner provided a sneak peak at the lyrics: "The devil went to Devon, it felt like the fourth degree/ He said, 'Is it hot in here, or is it only me?'"


"British scientists have announced their intent to build a Star Trek-style magnetic shielding system to help protect astronauts from radiation. 'There are a variety of risks facing future space explorers, not least of which is the cancer-causing radiation encountered when missions venture beyond the protective magnetic envelope, or magnetosphere, which shields the Earth against these energetic particles. The Earth's magnetosphere deflects many of these particles; others are largely absorbed by the atmosphere.'"

DUBLIN, Ireland (AP) -- Irish rock star and global humanitarian Bono became a knight of the British empire Thursday -- and joked that his youngest son thought he was about to join the Jedi order instead.
"You have permission to call me anything you want -- except sir, all right? Lord of lords, your demigodness, that'll do," Bono, 46, told reporters after he was crowned a "Knight Commander of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire" in an informal, laugh-filled ceremony in the Dublin home of British Ambassador David Reddaway.
Bono -- who sported lapel pins for two of his previous European government awards, the Legion d'Honneur from France and the Order of Liberty from Portugal -- said such official accolades "really help me get through a few doors I wouldn't get through. And that's the truth; that's the way the world is."
Bono said he originally was not planning anything special for the day he received the knighthood. But he said Monday's surprise power-sharing deal in Northern Ireland between Democratic Unionist leader Ian Paisley and Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams had inspired him to throw a party at his billionaire's-row home in Killiney, south Dublin.
"I wasn't going to have even a bit of a do. I was going to slip in, keep it very quiet," he said. "But when I saw big Ian sitting down there with Gerry Adams I just thought: This is the end of an era but the beginning of a much better one."




"It's not about me," Amaker said. "My status is what it is. We're coaching our team right now and I don't think it's appropriate to have discussions about my status. We still have an opportunity to do some good things with our team and our season. I think we've had a good season."
Amaker said he doesn't dwell on the possibility of being fired after this season.
"It's not even an issue that I think about (or) discuss (with the players)," Amaker said. "It never comes up unless it comes up (in talking to the media)."

“We need to get better at storytelling,” Bono said, sitting in the 22nd floor of the office of Graydon Carter, the editor of Vanity Fair. “Bill Gates tells me this all the time. We’ve got to get better at telling the success stories of Africa in addition to the horror stories. And this magazine tells great stories.”
Vanity Fair does tell great stories and serious ones, but it sits atop the American magazine industry, in no small part because it takes as its preoccupations the needs and doings of the idle rich. The current Hollywood issue is its biggest ever, 500 pages jammed with glitz, celebrity and so many ads that the magazine could injure someone if it fell off the coffee table. Just outside Mr. Carter’s office, a framed to-do list with hundreds of items details Vanity Fair’s preparations for one of its past Oscar parties, which is a long way from Mogadishu.
“Bono will make a different issue about Africa than we would,” Mr. Carter said. “I think there isn’t one editor in the world who would not pay attention if Bono pulled up and said he wanted to edit a magazine.”

Drew Neitzel looked and felt much better on Thursday afternoon as he practiced with his Michigan State teammates for the first time since last week.
But the illness that felled Neitzel for much of the week moved on to a different target – freshman forward Raymar Morgan, who missed practice that day. Morgan had been battling a cold for most of the week, but hadn’t felt too weak to practice or play until Thursday.
Center Drew Naymick has also been sick over the past week.
“This is the most ridiculous I’ve ever seen it here,” said MSU coach Tom Izzo. “I’ve never seen guys going down for this length of time.”
Apparently something is spreading around campus. Izzo said some members of the hockey team have missed games and practices because of illness and heard that some football players had also been too sick to participate in winter workouts.
Neitzel added that many of his friends on campus have also fallen ill recently and thinks the fluctuations in temperature have something to do with it.
Even Izzo has caught the bug. He was coughing during interviews on Thursday.
“It’s been a week and a half, and I never get sick,” Izzo said.


Michigan is on spring break until March 5, however, and that might affect student turnout for Tuesday's game, and for Saturday's matchup against Ohio State.
"The timing is unfortunate," Amaker said Monday. "I know everyone is excited to get to some warm weather somewhere. But I think we'll have a great crowd, a great turnout with Michigan folks."
Earlier this year, MSU fans had a shot to buy tickets online for Tuesday's game. But many were turned away because Michigan's online system only allowed those with football season tickets to buy basketball tickets.
Those pesky Spartans, however, have found other ways to get into the building. There has been plenty of discussion on Internet message board about buying tickets from fellow fans, ticket brokers and online services such as stubhub.com.


Apr 03, 2007 at MSU Auditorium
Running Time: 2 hours 30 minutes
Notes: TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 23 at 10:00am
Ben Folds has been entertaining college audiences around the world since his band Ben Folds Five debuted back in 1995. Since then, Ben has held his own with a very successful solo career that includes hit albums such as "Rockin the Suburbs" and "Songs for Silverman". Ben Folds now returns to East Lansing, this time bringing his unique piano experience to the MSU Concert Auditorium. Known worldwide for his fun concerts and crowd involvement, Ben Folds is a favorite among college audiences.

The group whetted fans' appetite for the expected trek on Sunday night, when they performed their breakthrough hit "Roxanne" at the opening of the Grammy Awards ceremony.
Sting, 55, guitarist Andy Summers, 64, and drummer Stewart Copeland, 54, will kick off the tour May 28 in Vancouver, British Columbia.
Dates have so far been set for North America only; the band will play Europe in the autumn, and shows in Mexico, South America, Japan, Australia and New Zealand are also anticipated.
Ticket prices will range from $50 to $225, a spokesperson announced at a press conference at Los Angeles' Whiskey A Go Go nightclub. The group also played a few songs for the assembled, including "Message in a Bottle," "When the World Is Running Down, You Make the Best of What's Still Around," "Can't Stand Losing You" and "Roxanne."
"I liked their aggressiveness, which bodes well for the future," said recruiting analyst Tom Lemming. "They were going after all the big names, including players who were already committed to other teams.
"I like that in a staff, especially when you just take over. You can't back down from Michigan, Ohio State or Notre Dame. You have to just take it to them."


Phil did not see his shadow on Friday which, according to German folklore, means folks can expect an early spring instead of six more weeks of winter.
Since 1886, Phil has seen his shadow 96 times, hasn't seen it 14 times and there are no records for nine years, according to the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club. The last time Phil failed to see his shadow was in 1999.



The nominees for best picture are "The Departed," "Babel," "Letters From Iwo Jima," "Little Miss Sunshine" and "The Queen."
The nominees for best actor are Forest Whitaker ("The Last King of Scotland"), Leonardo DiCaprio ("Blood Diamond"), Ryan Gosling ("Half Nelson"), Peter O'Toole ("Venus") and Will Smith ("The Pursuit of Happyness").
The nominees for best actress are Helen Mirren ("The Queen"), Judi Dench ("Notes on a Scandal"), Penelope Cruz ("Volver"), Meryl Streep ("The Devil Wears Prada") and Kate Winslet ("Little Children").
The nominees for best supporting actor are Eddie Murphy ("Dreamgirls"), Alan Arkin ("Little Miss Sunshine"), Jackie Earle Haley ("Little Children"), Djimon Hounsou ("Blood Diamond") and Mark Wahlberg ("The Departed").
The nominees for best supporting actress are Jennifer Hudson ("Dreamgirls"), Adriana Barraza ("Babel"), Cate Blanchett ("Notes on a Scandal"), Abigail Breslin ("Little Miss Sunshine") and Rinko Kikuchi ("Babel").
The nominees for best director are Martin Scorsese ("The Departed"), Clint Eastwood ("Letters From Iwo Jima"), Stephen Frears ("The Queen"), Paul Greengrass ("United 93") and Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu ("Babel").

Sparty, MSU’s beloved mascot, earned the title of the nation’s top collegiate mascot last weekend in Orlando, Fla. He won the honor at the Universal Cheer Association’s national competition at Walt Disney World.
MSU also was represented at the event by the MSU cheerleading and dance teams, along with other fans that came along for the fun. The competition was held at Disney’s MGM studios, where there was a sea of colors representing many universities.
Sparty is the only Big Ten mascot to claim the title. He won back-to-back national championships in 2004 and 2005. He placed third last year. He was in second place after judges reviewed videos that each mascot submitted.


"I saw some dark parts of America, an ugly side of America, a side of America that rarely sees the light of day. I refer, of course, to the anus and testicles of my costar, Ken Davitian ... And then when my 300-pound costar decided to sit on my face and squeeze the oxygen from my lungs, I was faced with a choice: death, or to breathe in the air that had been trapped in a small pocket between his buttocks for 30 years. Kenneth, if it was not for that rancid bubble, I would not be here today."

Those are two haunting names for Michigan State football fans. When Nick Saban won the national title with LSU in 2004, MSU fans revisited the pain of losing him four years earlier -- for what turned out to be petty financial issues. And when Urban Meyer won it two days ago, they must have been wondering how he didn't get an interview when the MSU job was open in 2002.




"I think you'd have to declare us not a very good basketball team right now," said MSU coach Tom Izzo. "We're definitely struggling."
One of the unseemly things about college basketball is that sometimes a traditional powerhouse will stack its home schedule with patsies. I suspect this is why UCLA is playing Michigan.
"Well, coming in to the year, everyone was talking about how our schedule was difficult because of teams that were previously in the NCAA tournament," Amaker said.
No. Everyone was not talking about that. Michigan was talking about that.
Amaker's Wolverines are 17-37 on the road. Have they really been as bad as the numbers? One could argue that they have been worse.
Michigan's 17 road wins include five over Penn State, which fields a team only for tax purposes. And another two over Northwestern, which never has made the NCAA tournament.
And then there were the road wins that only look good with parenthetical assistance: over (South) Florida and Boston (University, not College). And one over a Minnesota team that finished 10th in the Big Ten. And one over Butler.
Amaker has coached Michigan for six years, tied for the fourth-longest tenure in the Big Ten. For some perspective: He has been here as long as Matt Millen.
He says, "We're one of two teams that have won a true road game in our conference," but that win was a squeaker over Miami (Ohio), which also lost at home to Wright State.
He says, "We finished the year last year 4-1 in postseason, and we're starting this year 11-1, and we had 22 wins last year," and ... well, we have several objections, your honor.
First of all: No matter how many times Amaker refers to the NIT as "the postseason" or "a national tournament," it is still the Leftover Invitational. By Amaker's definition, summer TV reruns are "the postseason."

Have you ever wondered why Coke comes with a smile? It’s because it gets you high. They took the cocaine out almost a hundred years ago. You know why? It was redundant.
• In The First 10 minutes: 10 teaspoons of sugar hit your system. (100% of your recommended daily intake.) You don’t immediately vomit from the overwhelming sweetness because phosphoric acid cuts the flavor allowing you to keep it down.
• 20 minutes: Your blood sugar spikes, causing an insulin burst. Your liver responds to this by turning any sugar it can get it’s hands on into fat. (There’s plenty of that at this particular moment)
• 40 minutes: Caffeine absorption is complete. Your pupils dialate, your blood pressure rises, as a response your livers dumps more sugar into your bloodstream. The adenosine receptors in your brain are now blocked preventing drowsiness.
• 45 minutes: Your body ups your dopamine production stimulating the pleasure centers of your brain. This is physically the same way heroin works, by the way.
• >60 minutes: The phosphoric acid binds calcium, magnesium and zinc in your lower intestine, providing a further boost in metabolism. This is compounded by high doses of sugar and artificial sweeteners also increasing the urinary excretion of calcium.
• >60 Minutes: The caffeine’s diuretic properties come into play. (It makes you have to pee.) It is now assured that you’ll evacuate the bonded calcium, magnesium and zinc that was headed to your bones as well as sodium, electrolyte and water.
• >60 minutes: As the rave inside of you dies down you’ll start to have a sugar crash. You may become irritable and/or sluggish. You’ve also now, literally, pissed away all the water that was in the Coke. But not before infusing it with valuable nutrients your body could have used for things like even having the ability to hydrate your system or build strong bones and teeth.

EAST LANSING -- Antonio Smith insists he hasn't given up the pro dreams, but he is returning to Michigan State to complete his degree and serve as a student assistant.
"I really encouraged him to come back and get his degree," coach Tom Izzo said. "Either here or somewhere else, we'll get him a job. He's destined to be a very, very good coach."
Smith, 30, helped pave the way for Michigan State's success with his tenacity during Izzo's first four years as coach, including a trip to the 1999 Final Four.
"He's the guy who started this whole thing," Izzo said. "Even though the (Mateen) Cleaves recruiting class gets the most credit, Antonio probably dragged everybody here.
"He's truly the blue-collar guy. I love having him around the guys."
Smith played in Italy last season, but is coming off his third ankle surgery last summer. He practiced with the team Monday and will begin classes in January.
He plans to finish his teaching degree by the fall.
"It's a time in my life where I have to do it," Smith said. "I have to buckle down and get back to school work."
Izzo is hoping Smith's toughness wears off on his players.
"As a coach, you can't grab guys, you can't verbally abuse them," said Izzo, who then snapped his fingers. " 'Hey, Tone.'
"That will work wonders."

NEW YORK -- McCartney, Jagger and now Prince.
For the third year in a row, a Rock and Roll Hall of Fame act will headline the Super Bowl halftime entertainment. This time it's Prince.
The Purple One, winner of six Grammy Awards and nominated for five more this year, will play at the game in Miami on Feb. 4.
The Super Bowl, which will be televised by CBS, is annually television's highest rated show. An estimated 141 million people watched last year's game between Pittsburgh and Seattle.
COLUMBUS, OH—In what many BCS officials are citing as "proof that their flawless system indeed works," no Division 1-A college football team was found to possess the sheer excellence required to face Ohio State, the No. 1 ranked team since the season began, in this year's BCS Championship game.
"The main job of the BCS is to place the best football players in the nation in a single game in order to decide the national champion," said BCS chairman Mike Coleman. "This year, our computer took hours to process the polls' relevant data—by which I mean the opinions of the nation's finest sportscasters, sports-radio hosts, coaches, color commentators, and ESPN The Magazine contributors—and determined that no championship game is necessary. No team in America deserves to even step on the same field as Ohio State, let alone actually play in a game against them."
"It's good to know that, after the Harris and the USA Today polls carefully and painstakingly take care of the fallible, emotional, potentially biased human element of the ranking through old-fashioned voting, the BCS then takes that human element and subjects it to its own infallible rigid mathematical formulas," Coleman continued. "It's a confidence-inspiring system that has never failed us before."
"Although I'll be the first to admit that previous years have usually featured some sort of game," Coleman added.
Ha Ha Ha! Being a Spartan fan, I take a lot of personal satisfaction in the fact that the boys in blue will not get a rematch with Ohio State in the National Championship. Sorry Wolvie, you had your chance and you lost. You don't deserve a shot at the crown unless you win your conference title - flat out.
Let me clarify that I think U-M is a very good team, they would probably beat Fla. and will likely knock off USC in the Rose Bowl. But I stand by my conviction that the Wolverines didn't deserve a to play in the NC and its time to quit crying about it.
Yes, the BCS stinks and until there is a plus-1 system in place, we are going to have arguments like this just about every year. However, the Gators (who also disgust me to no end) won their confernce title game and played the toughest schedule in the country (exception in beating up on that tough high school team from Western Carolina a couple weeks ago).
The Big Ten confernce can also be held soemwhat accountable for UM missing out on a championship opportunity. By choosing to end the conference season earlier than any other conference in the country and having no designated league championship game, Big Ten schools are missing out on the exposure and momentum that can be gained (or lost) in the polls during the final two weeks.

"I didn't come here to be dragged into the graveyard. I came here to win, to win championships. I know, I've been around football long enough, how to do that. I feel very, very confident because I know that our players will play. I know that we'll recruit to the level that we have to be successful here as well. ...
"You know, history is the best indicator of the future. It's been done before. There's tremendous love for Michigan State University. I know the state is split right down the middle -- if it really were to be known, it's probably a lot more green, and getting a lot more greener today than it was yesterday."

For Izzo and any of his fan base to entertain, even whimsically, the notion that a Big Ten basketball coach could sashay over to the Duffy Daugherty Football Building and introduce a competent culture is to suggest the psychedelic '60s are back in vogue in East Lansing.
MSU has been looking for a football messiah for so long that the Izzo-for-coach sentiment is, pathetically, understandable. Spartans fans tend to act like a modern-day version of Diogenes, holding their lanterns as they search for a single capable football coach, never realizing that lots of good football coaches with all kinds of ability to harness MSU's attributes always have been there for the hiring.
Thus, the Izzo-for-football-coach thought can take root within a fan community that knows Izzo as the one person who has represented MSU's enduring sports potential.
MSU's executives -- I think -- are clear-headed enough to have dismissed such a transfer as being the craziest idea since George Perles wanted to be both football coach and athletic director (oops, that actually happened).
Izzo, likewise, might have thought a few seconds more about his Monday words and come to regret dreaming out loud.
Then, again, I'm not sure.
Asked what kind of defense he would deploy as Spartans head coach, he responded: "3-4. I like the linebackers. I want to kill somebody."
I know just how he feels.
"I don't think I'm a candidate," Izzo said Monday during his weekly news conference at the Breslin Center, where his basketball team plays Vermont Tuesday night.
"If somebody asks me, 'Do you have an interest in football?' Yeah, I have an interest football. 'Would you have an interest in the football job?' I would have to say no, but I'd probably deep down have to say yeah, I would.
Said linebacker Boss Bailey: "We 2-8. We losing. We win a game, then we lose two or three. Are we getting better? You tell me."

"It says Michigan is No. 2, but don’t be deceived," said Palm, who runs the collegebcs.com Web site. "Michigan’s position is decorative at the moment; they are an honorary No. 2."
Southern California, Palm said, is the real No. 2.
Palm said if USC beats Notre Dame this week and UCLA on Dec. 2, the Trojans will be OSU’s opponent in Glendale, Ariz.
"If (USC) wins out, they will be the highest-rated one-loss team in the computers," Palm said. "And with the poll margins the way they are, Michigan has no chance."
Florida is the third and final team with a realistic chance to meet the Buckeyes, Palm said.
By clinching a Pacific-10 champion- ship with a win over California on Saturday, Southern Cal (9-1) jumped one spot to second in both the USA Today and Harris Interactive polls, leapfrogging the Wolverines (11-1).
Michigan stayed No. 2 in the BCS by claiming second among computer rankings. But the margins are slim.

"This is the first time that we haven't been able to (succeed)," Smith said. "So you have to feel bad. How bad? On a scale? I don't know. I don't know what it's like, having never been there before.
"But yeah, that hurts."
Then he walked away from the microphone.

Aaron (the Michigan fan): In many ways we are alike, but we are different in one critical respect: Ohio State fans are insane hooligans. Not all of them, of course. Not even most. But enough of them.
So, the interesting sociological question is: Why are Buckeye fans so insane?
I have two theories. The first is that the Michigan-Ohio State game is more important to Ohio State. Michigan has secondary rivalries with Notre Dame and Michigan State, and these drain some of the focus that Ohio State fans reserve entirely for Michigan. OSU players get a special gold trinket if they beat Michigan. The team has a sign asking, "What Have You Done to Beat Michigan Today?" in its weight room, year-round. One of OSU's most popular school songs is titled "We Don't Give a Damn for the Whole State of Michigan." When a Buckeye coach is fired, it is generally for failing to beat Michigan, regardless of how well he has done overall. I don't think any of these things have a parallel in Ann Arbor.
My second theory is that OSU, unlike most campuses, is located in a major city, one lacking in professional sports teams. Therefore, the whole city is wrapped up in Ohio State football, and you get a working-class fan base that's absent in most college towns. Professional sports fans tend to be angrier and drunker than college ones. (In my youth, I took many trips to watch the Detroit Tigers, and for a $4 bleacher seat you could watch not only the game but shirtless, mullet-wearing ruffians hurling racial insults at the other team's outfielders and, occasionally, beating the crap out of each other.)
The irony is that most Michigan fans respect Ohio State more than any other rival. Most of us root for OSU to win all its games leading up to The Game and consider our southern neighbors a worthy foe. And indeed, most Buckeye fans I've met are nonviolent, sober, and generally act nothing like a protest mob in Damascus. So, why do you think your side has such a sizeable crazed fringe? Can't we all get along?
Jonathan (the OSU fan): No, we can't. I might be inclined to believe what you're saying about the mental state of Ohio State fans, except for the fact that I've personally attended the Ohio State-Michigan game in Ann Arbor three times. In 2003, I sat in the Michigan student section dressed entirely in OSU garb and was subject to vivid, profanity-laced tirades. I was also physically threatened enough times that I felt I would surely experience the end of the game from the inside of an ambulance.
You are right about one thing: Ohio State fans care more about The Game than Michigan fans. The gold pants, the song, the "What Have You Done to Beat Michigan Today" sign—guilty on all counts. What you fail to recognize is that this is completely rational. First, Ohioans care more about football than people anywhere else in the known football universe. (Sit down, Texas.) There are small towns here where your eternal worth is defined by how well your high-school team did your senior year. Plus, there are no other big-time college-football programs in Ohio. As a consequence, there are tons of Buckeye fans across the state who didn't go to OSU. (I went to Ohio University in Athens, for example, but as a Columbus native, I consider the third Saturday in November a high holiday.) The lack of worthy state schools also means that we have to look across the border to find a legitimate rival. Do you know how hard it is to get up for games against Cincinnati and Toledo?
I also don't think that the working-class roots of the Ohio State fan base has anything to do with the bitterness of the rivalry. It's more about geography and history. We hate Michigan because they wanted to fight in 1835 over a sliver of turf that the Michigan Territory and the state of Ohio had competing claims on. No shots were fired in the Toledo War, but Michigan and Ohio militias did get close enough to lob insults back and forth for several days. And then there is the more recent history of near-misses for Ohio State in Michigan games where we had everything on the line. Buckeye DB Shawn Springs falls down one year. Michigan running back Tim Biakabutuka runs for 313 yards against our vaunted defense. Kiss two national titles bye-bye.
I agree that the 10 Year War between Woody Hayes and Bo Schembechler made this rivalry larger than life, but I don't think it really had that much to do with that Buckeye castoff Bo. Woody gave this rivalry its real passion—tearing up yard-line markers one year, refusing to let the almost-out-of-gas team bus stop in Michigan. And then there's the time Woody went for a two-point conversion in 1968 when Ohio State was up 48-14. When someone asked why he did it, Hayes said, "Because I couldn't go for three." Ohio State fans whisper that to their first-born sons when they place them in their cribs at night.

In many ways, though, the attitude of Bond, the internal quality that makes him tick, has long been reduced to just another trapping. The moment, really, that Sean Connery left the series, Bond became a jokey superhero in a dinner jacket, a guy who never flinches because he knows that he's sure to come out in his favorite position: on top.
Casino Royale, which is based on the first of Ian Fleming's British spy novels (it was published in 1953), relaunches the series by doing something I wouldn't have thought possible: It turns Bond into a human being again — a gruffly charming yet volatile chap who may be the swank king stud of the Western world, but who still has room for rage, fear, vulnerability, love. Daniel Craig, the superb British actor who has taken over the role, has small, wounded-looking eyes of coldest android blue, ears that stick out, and a mouth that puckers into a scowl. With his blondish hair trimmed to a thatchy bristle, Craig is handsome, and buff as hell, but not necessarily the most handsome guy around — he looks like a dyspeptic Steve McQueen. The fact that he isn't tall adds to the sense that he's always working a bit harder, that he's a badass with too much eating away at him to bother playing pretty-boy games. Craig's 007 has an itchy trigger finger, he treats M (Judi Dench) like a meddlesome aunt, and he growls at a bartender who asks if he wants his martini shaken or stirred, ''Do I look like I give a damn?''



MSU is continuing its search for a new football head coach, but no front-runners have been announced.
Officials have remained tight-lipped about the hiring process, despite rumors the university has interviewed three coaches for the position.
On Nov. 1, university administrators announced MSU football head coach John L. Smith would not return next season.
The Detroit News reported Friday that MSU's selection committee interviewed Central Michigan football head coach Brian Kelly, Florida defensive coordinator Charlie Strong and Louisiana State defensive coordinator Bo Pelini.
On Saturday, Kelly denied being interviewed for the position at MSU, adding he had not even been contacted by the university, The Detroit News reported.
Steve Orlando, a spokesman for the University of Florida, said Strong also had not been interviewed by MSU, although he could not confirm if he had been contacted by the university. Louisiana State officials could not be reached Sunday.
MSU officials said they would not confirm, deny or react to any rumors about football head coach candidates.



Perles, the former coach and athletic director, still wields tremendous influence among the "Old Greens" who still contribute plenty of "old green" to the university coffers. He told me he wanted input in the candidate dragnet, but he only would provide counsel at the request of president Lou Anna Simon.
And, right now, that offer appears unlikely.
Perles' candidacy for the Board of Trustees added another layer of melodrama to the soap opera that historically becomes an MSU coaching search. Would he steer one of his own choices -- maybe someone like Eagles quarterback coach Pat Shurmur, a former Spartan -- to the top of the short list?
"I don't take my seat on the board until January," Perles said, "so there isn't really much that I can do right now. But I definitely have some thoughts as to what I think we should be looking for in the next Michigan State coach."

Although this project has been up in the air for the longest time, the girls of New York seem to have gotten everything squared away and are finally on track for a film. OK! Magazine exclusively reported that, as of now, things were a go. It's just a matter of ironing out contract issues and finding the perfect timing. So get ready. And as Carrie would say -- "Can you handle it?"

"It's a tough day for a coach. I wasn't really fired up tonight, myself. I was at the press conference. First of all, (Smith) is a great guy. It's been a tough situation for him, but he's a great person. He's battled his way through, and I still think he's a very good football coach. Sometimes, things are out of our hands, and sometimes, part of it is in our hands. Second thing, I thought our president handled this thing extremely well. I feel comfortable that we are in good hands. I think it was said at that meeting that we made some mistakes. And I don't mean who we picked, but maybe how we've done it. And I think that our university is going to make a concerted effort to get everybody on the same page — the board, president, athletic director — and we do have a lot to sell. It's a great place, and we're going to get a great football coach. And who that is is up to the powers that be, and I hope that I have some input only in helping find that right person. I've not talked to Mariucci. He's actually out of the country, but he's pretty set on pro ball. He was hoping that John L. would make it. In all honesty, he's been fired twice. He knows that side of the coin. … I'm sure I'll talk to him, but I think they're going to do a good job with who they pick. Our president, right now, is on a mission with the other people, and we're going to get all on the same page, and we're going to get it done and get back to a BCS game, and I'll be on that 50-yard line, happy as 10 men, when we do."

LOS ANGELES (AP) - Prince fans, fire up that Little Red Corvette and head for Las Vegas: the purple one will be performing there every weekend starting Nov. 10.
The diminutive rocker will play Friday- and Saturday-night shows at 3121, a nightclub inside the Rio hotel, according to a Wednesday news release by P R Plus, a Vegas firm representing the club.
Tickets for the 21-and-over shows cost $125 and will be available beginning Nov. 2.

As the list of available coaches is being assembled I though of something that we may want to instate for the future football coach at MSU. I suggest the next hire is signed on a pay per win bases. Lets say that each win equals $150,000. Course they should get a base salary of say $100,000 incase a win isn’t found in a given season. I mean the family still has gotta eat. If they make a bowl game, and win, the next coach would get $250,000. Even if the coach won all regular season games and lost the bowl game they would pull in $1,900,000. If they did that for six years the future coach would still come in just about a million over what John L. got for his six years signed.
What kind of coach would take this sort of gamble? I guess a coach that thinks he has what it takes to produce consistent winning teams.


U2's Vertigo Tour may soon create a real sense of vertigo among moviegoers as the band is planning to release its first 3-D concert film next year.
The untitled feature is being directed by Catherine Owens and Mark Pellington. In conjunction with the film's anticipated mid- to late-2007 debut, U2 also might take part in the first live 3-D performance projected in theaters nationwide.
3ality Digital Entertainment, the project's producer, put together of the largest assemblages of 3-D camera technology ever used for a single project. A representative for the band called it "the first-ever 3-D multicamera live shoot."
The feature is being edited in New York by Olivier Wiki and readied for a summer or fall release. Discussions are under way with several major studio distributors. It is expected that the film screen nationwide using the Real D technology in place by theaters screening the digital 3-D release of "Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas."
COLBERT, GA—Country vocalist Kenny Rogers repeatedly and vehemently denied rumors that he engaged in cheatin' behavior during Game 2 of the World Series Sunday night, which he maintains he watched on TV at his friend Randy's house across town despite anonymous eyewitnesses placing him at the Lincoln Park Motor Inn with an unknown red-haired woman. "C'mon, honey, you have to believe in me, here," Rogers said from the front lawn of his estate while dodging clothing and personal possessions thrown at him from the second-floor windows of his house by Wanda Miller, his wife of nine years. "I had a few beers and, you know, decided to take my time getting home, is all. Honey?" Suspicion initially settled on Rogers when a visual inspection seemed to reveal a "tacky" stain on the multiple-Grammy-award winner's hands.
Need a sign that the Tigers are going to win the World Series? Patrick Stewart may be a harbinger of good things to come. Stewart, who’s in Ann Arbor to perform with the Royal Shakespeare Company Tuesday through Nov. 12, recalls the last time he was in Detroit.
“I was here with the Royal Shakespeare Company in Detroit at the Fisher Theatre for a season…It was 1968.”
Best known for playing Capt. Jean Luc Picard on “Star Trek The Next Generation,” Stewart was intrigued by the recent sale of “Star Trek” artificats.
“I knew it was coming up and I went online and looked at the catalogue and then I’d forgotten it had happened.
“Idly waiting to be driven over here” Sunday morning “from Detroit airport, I went online and looked up Sotheby’s..and got the result of all that sale…I think the entire sale made over $7 million..(laughs) for bits of stuff to do with a television series--bits of set, bits of costume, props…I’m particularly interested in what my costumes went for.”
One thing you may never have imagined you were missing is the sight of Stewart conducting the U-M marching band playing “Hail To The Victors.” That is scheduled to take place Nov. 4 during halftime at the U-M-Ball State game.
Stewart has been taking conducting lessons. “I didn’t want to make a complete fool of myself. I expect to make a modest fool of myself.”
Instead of rolling over, the Spartans fought back. And when freshman kicker Brett Swenson hit a 28-yard field goal with 13 seconds left in the game, the comeback was official.
But not just any comeback. MSU had engineered the biggest comeback in NCAA Division I-A history to beat Northwestern, 41-38, on Saturday in Evanston, Ill.
"We saved our season," senior center Kyle Cook said. "We really should've come out and done that right away. We shouldn't have let it get to what it was. But it showed a lot of character in our team."

LOS ANGELES - Picasso’s famed “Dream” painting turned into a nightmare for Las Vegas casino magnate Steve Wynn when he accidentally gave the multimillion dollar canvas an elbow.
Wynn had just finalized a $139 million sale to another collector of his painting, called “Le Reve” (The Dream), when he poked a finger-sized hole in the artwork while showing it to friends at his Las Vegas office a couple of weeks ago.
“At that moment, his elbow crashed backward right through the canvas. There was a terrible noise,” Ephron wrote, noting that Wynn has retinitis pigmentosa, an eye disease that damages peripheral vision.
“Smack in the middle ... was a black hole the size of a silver dollar. ’Oh s---,’ he said. ’Look what I’ve done. Thank goodness it was me.’”
Wynn’s office on Tuesday confirmed the story, an account of which also appeared in this week’s The New Yorker. Both accounts said Wynn had decided to release the buyer from the sale agreement and to repair and keep the painting himself.
Hello, I'm Dr. Bean. Apparently. And my job is to sit and look at paintings. So, what have I learned that I can say about this painting? Well, firstly, it's quite big, which is excellent. If it were very small, microscopic, then hardly anyone would be able to see it. Which would be a shame. Secondly, and I'm getting quite near the end of this... analysis, secondly, why was it worth this man spending fifty million of your American dollars? And the answer to that is, that it's a picture of Whistler's mother. And as I've learned, staying with my best friend David Langley and his family, families are very important. Even though Mr. Whistler was obviously aware that his mother was a hideous old bat who looked like she'd had a cactus lodged up her backside, he stuck with her, and even took the time to paint this amazing picture of her. And that's marvellous. It's not just a painting. It's a picture of a mad old cow who he thought the world of. Well that's what I think.

Even so, it was stunning to see roughly a quarter of the 73,498 seats (paid attendance) occupied by fans in Ohio State gear at the outset of the game. Three hours later, they had plenty of elbow room to celebrate their team's 14th straight win. Most of the green was gone and you could have squeezed the city of Columbus into the southeast corner.
Afterward, embattled MSU coach John L. Smith claimed not to have noticed. But you can bet President Lou Anna Simon, athletic director Ron Mason and MSU trustees did.
When it comes to big-time college football, nothing gets the attention of the decision makers like gaping tracts of aluminum. It's a rare sight at Spartan Stadium, where the loyalty of the legions is legendary, especially when compared to the results they've received in return.
MSU fans haven't seen a conference title since 1990. They haven't seen a Rose Bowl team since the 1987 season. Heck, they haven't seen a winning team since 2003. They've suffered mightily, swallowing disappointment, ticket increases and the introduction of seat license fees along the way.
And yet, year after year, game after game, they've shown up. Until Saturday.
If it was a statement on the state of the program, or the fate of Smith, it was a powerful one. If there's a decision to make about the coach, the fans have more to say about it with their pocketbooks than Simon or Mason, who, by the way, have plenty of good luxury suites and club seats available. Maybe MSU fans finally realized their collective clout.
The Spartans (3-4 overall, 0-3 Big Ten Conference) have five games left, starting with next week's trip to Northwestern. All five are winnable, if Smith and his banged up crew can keep their wits about them on the road and out-duel mediocre Minnesota and Purdue teams at home.
"I'll never give up," junior linebacker Kaleb Thornhill said. "I know my teammates will never give up. I know coach will never give up. We're not quitting on each other. I'm with my teammates and coaches no matter what."
Still, one must wonder whether Spartan fans have finally had enough. Has their seemingly infinite patience been exhausted? Has their stoic suffering reached its breaking point?
It sure looked that way Saturday. If so, you can dot the first "i" in "finished" for Smith.

Extras: Where the elite meet to self-depre-keet. (It works with a British accent. Really.) Ricky Gervais, who launched his scathing HBO showbiz satire with cameos by an imperious Ben Stiller and a slatternly Kate Winslet, has now handed the bloody scourge to rock stars. In these previews, Coldplay's Chris Martin plays Coldplay's Chris Martin as a dead-eyed opportunist hawking his greatest hits album at a charity shoot for third-world poverty. ''Let's get on with it,'' snaps Martin (pictured, right, with a bewigged Gervais), ''I've got AIDS and Alzheimer's after this, and Gwyneth’s making drumsticks.''
But that's but sauce to the goose -- the goose, in this case, being David Bowie, Rock Star Cameo extraordinaire. A conversation with Gervais' sad-sack writer/actor, Andy Millman, launches Bowie into reverie. He turns to a Simpsons-convenient piano and begins composing a song called ''Little Fat Man,'' which soon expands into a giant singalong.
Rick Lambert, an East Lansing resident and software salesman, told the State Journal that his son and a friend - both MSU students - were attacked and beaten Friday morning by four football players. He said both of the students' families have informed police that they will be pressing charges.
The alleged altercation took place near Capstone Commons Apartments in East Lansing, both Johnstone and Lambert confirmed.
Lambert said his son was knocked temporarily unconscious and that the face of his son's friend "looked like a women's basketball, it was so puffed up," after Lambert arrived on the scene about 3 a.m. Friday.
The son's friend received treatment at a local hospital the next day and was released, Lambert said.
"(MSU coach) John L. (Smith) has called both families several times since then," Lambert said. "He has been very nice about the whole thing."
Michigan State embarrassed itself four years ago by letting the news leak that it was hiring Smith from U of L on the day the Cardinals played Marshall at the GMAC Bowl in Mobile, Ala.
All MSU administrators had to do was wait one more day to make the change. Instead, the story leaked its way into the ESPN telecast, and U of L players on the sideline started asking media members if their coach had told Michigan State something he had hidden from them.
Look who's blushing now.
Louisville has better players, better coaching, better discipline and a better grip on the top 10 than it had under Smith. Michigan State, meanwhile, blew a jumbo second-half lead against Notre Dame. Then the Spartans melted down and out against Illinois, prompting Smith to wonder if he had lost the attention of his players.
That contract Michigan State couldn't wait one day for Smith to sign?
I believe it has two years and $3.2 million remaining.
EAST LANSING, Mich. - The Michigan State men's and women's basketball teams will hold their annual midnight madness event on Friday night, Oct. 13, in conjunction with the opening of the 2006-07 season. This year's event will be titled "Fright Night," with different events of the evening featuring a Halloween theme. Fans are encouraged to join in the spirit of the event by dressing in their own costumes. Prizes will be awarded for some costumes. Doors to the Breslin Center will open at 9 p.m. Admission is free.
Fans will have the opportunity to get autographs from their favorite men's and women's basketball players along with the coaches beginning at 9 p.m. The evening will also include the introduction of the men's and women's basketball teams, along with scrimmages by both teams. There will also be several promotional giveaways, along with performances by the Spartan Marching Band, Michigan State cheerleaders, MSU dance team and Sparty.

EAST LANSING -- Quarterback Drew Stanton energized his teammates during Tuesday's practice with a pointed speech about Michigan State's futility against Michigan over the past four seasons.
Players said Stanton asked how many of them could say they had beaten Michigan, and the ensuing silence provided the answer.
Quarterbacks coach Dan Enos is one of the few who could have answered "yes." He was MSU's quarterback on the 1990 team, the last group to beat the Wolverines in Ann Arbor, the site of Saturday's game. And technically, receiver Matt Trannon could have raised his hand -- he has beaten Michigan quite a few times in basketball.
"It's a feeling you can't describe," Trannon said. "I've told the guys how it feels and the satisfaction of it. ... That's what we're trying to do this Saturday."
MSU's last victory over Michigan came in 2001, and that disappoints players like linebacker Kaleb Thornhill, who grew up in a Spartans home.
Father Charlie "Mad Dog" Thornhill played on the 1965 and 1966 national championship teams and older brother Josh played in East Lansing in 1998-2001.
"I remember when I used to watch the games when my brother played," Thornhill said. "Just to see the (Michigan) fans and what they said after the game ... how arrogant they are ... man, it just leaves a bad taste in your mouth and makes you want to go out there and stick it to 'em."
Well, my usual prediction: MSU 270, Ann Arbor Community College 0
My REAL prediction for tomorrow: AACC 56, MSU 9
I don't know how real I mean that to be, but I do expect to suffer a butt-whippin'. (the nine points is based on FINALLY having a kicker who can make a dang field goal).

Scientists in Copenhagen took one more step toward the Star Trek transporter, figuring out how to teleport groups of billions of atoms from one place to another using light, quantum mechanics, magnetism and a concept they call "entanglement." Professor Eugene Polzik and his team managed to move an object about 18 inches, using an excruciatingly complicated process that amounts to some serious magic.
Despite two straight disappointing losses and rising fan criticism, university officials remain confident in football head coach John L. Smith and say his job is not in jeopardy.
MSU followed a fourth-quarter collapse against Notre Dame two weeks ago with a 23-20 Homecoming loss to Illinois on Saturday, after which Smith admitted he didn't fully prepare his team to play. The team sits at 3-2 with its next two games against Top 10 teams.
"A lot of coaches have lost two games," MSU Trustee Joel Ferguson said. "We lost one game by three points and another by three points. He's an excellent coach."
Athletics Director Ron Mason did not return a phone call Monday and was out of the office Tuesday. Mason told his staff that mid-season evaluations would not be made, said John Lewandowski, MSU's associate athletics director for communication.
Regardless of how the season plays out, university officials maintain Smith's job is secure at least through the season.
"We got a lot of games ahead of us, and it seems to me that we all need to focus on the season in front of us," Trustee David Porteous said.
"That's where my focus is, and I hope where everybody's focus is."
A call to Simon's office was directed to university spokesman Terry Denbow, who supported Porteous' statement.
"You don't evaluate personnel in the middle of their activities," he said. "You evaluate programs after seasons. You don't evaluate coaches after games."
When asked about Bobby Williams, Smith's predecessor who was fired with three games remaining in the 2002 season, Denbow said: "We've talked about the reasons why (Williams was fired). I will never comment on comparisons between personnel, ever."
Lewandowski said comparing the situations was "comparing apples to oranges."
Williams had a career record of 16-17; Smith's record at MSU is 21-20.
At Monday's press conference, Smith elaborated on his post-game comments and laughed when the comparison to Williams was brought up.
"We have the answers," he said. "I wasn't able to get them to focus on the correct answers at the time."

OAK PARK, IL—Though sharply divided on the war on terror and domestic controversies such as abortion, drugs, and gay marriage, Americans are in almost unanimous agreement over one issue: that Oak Park, IL couple Dave Petrun and Julie DeSimone are totally sickening.
"It's like they think they're the first couple to ever fall in love in the history of space and time," said Boston resident Allison Clark, one of millions of people who say they want to shoot themselves in the face after observing the tender relationship between Petrun, 28, and DeSimone, 25, evolve over the last four months.
According to an ABC News–Washington Post poll released Monday, a significant majority of Americans believe the couple's persistent displays of affection, which include almost constant hand-holding, mutual giggling, and insufferably coy little kisses, were "fucking ridiculous." An overwhelming eight out of 10 polled said they wished the couple would die, preferably in a fiery automobile accident.
"Should we probably have used Jehuu more? Yeah," Smith said. "But at that point in time, there's nine (Notre Dame defenders) in there, and they're coming with pressure, and we're not totally convinced we're going to run the ball downhill."
Once Notre Dame brought more defenders to the line, Smith said the team opted to run the ball more on the outside, where the quicker Ringer is preferred.